An open (if just a bit sarcastic) letter to all Gen-con participants

Dear sir/madaam,

You suck. I say this with the utmost respect, but it doesn't change the amount of sheer suckitude that you posess. Having to endure post after post about how excited you are to be going this year is becoming unbearable. Talking about awesome games you are going to play, blah blah blah. We get it, it is captial A awesome.

Now a better person than I may try to point out that I am just jealous. This could not be farther from the truth. Me? Jealous? That is absurd. I mean seriously. Who would want to go to a convention to play a bunch of silly games, meet all the people I have talked to online over the years, and check out the new games that are coming out. Like Bulldogs! or Hollowpoint, or the One Ring.

That just sounds lame. I have better things to do here. Like...um...be on google+. Yeah this is much more awesome.

Well, there is always next year. Not that I care. Nope, not one bit.


I hope everyone has a great time there. :)


  1. We'll try to share the fun with you rather than rub it your face, I promise. Chin up! :-)

  2. I feel yer pain. Just added you on G+.

    Hope you have a good weekend.

  3. I'm with you 100%. In the not being jealous at all bit. Which is why I'm going to be listening to TJI all weekend.

  4. It actually started out as being a letter of how annoyed I was, and then I realized pretty quickly how petty that was. :) So then I tried to be at least quasi-amusing. I really do hope people have a great time.